Gutsy One-Liners

I could remember a few incidents where the lecturer gets mokkai or scolded by our class ppl..

Here are a few instances that come into my mind..

1. Sriram to Nandagopal (Kambili Poochi) / Chemistry - "Baba - Cinema, Cinema", which made him complain to shahil that the musician's son was doin "unwanted" stuff in class

2. Antony calling LJ "Poda M****" after he hit him with a chalk on his head

3. Samson when called by Sasi Kumar (Kona vayi poochi payan) to work out an answer on the board, runs briskly to the board instantly, goes near him and says " I donno "!!

4. Sriram (again) laughs for a joke cracked by our guys durin class, gets caught by Germin Nisha and when asked why he was laughin , he goes like "He he, ulagatha ninaichen, sirichaen !"

5. Arvind goes upto Davidraj and asks him if he studied in IIT, to tell him the spelling of IIT first , for him to believe so..?!

6.Another incident that happened in d canteen when SK shaved his head, Mr LJ goes upto him and sarcastically says "Yaaru pa idhu engayo patha madhiri irukudhe..", to which Raghu replies "Onnum illa sir unga hairstyle a thaan avan ippo try panirukkan !!"

7. Finally , me, going like "Endha b**** da en mela chalk piece adichathu", when (U know who ;) ) hit me with a chalkpiece on my head!!

8. (As narrated by Sathya) Once we were playing shuttle badminton, when Mr.LJ was taking rest, he was explaning to arvind that once when he was playing cricket the ball hit his finger and finger got twisted....then he showed his leg and saying when he was playing foot ball or kabadi (i dont rememeber exactly) at that time some one fell to his toes and it got bent ...as n when he was saying so ...arvind started laughing and asked him ... "Unga vayi epadi sir ippadi ayidichu ?" :P (I m not sure his answer was, anyway, but antony gave a nice explanation for it !!)

IF u remember more, send em to me and ll add it here :D