Types of girls..

Just aimlessly surfing the internet, I hit upon this post in an internet forum and thought it was a real good classification that we can all relate to..the types of girls..

CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS
In every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access. (pr0n ?)

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She makes horrible things look beautiful. (make-up probably ?)

SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun. (My favorite !)

RAM GIRLS
She forgets about you, the moment turn her off.

WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. (Analogous to dumb-beautiful girls)

VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "WIFE''. When you least expect her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...

SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.

cool huh?

Photoshopping days - Part 1

I started learning Photoshop CS3 since they started calling me 'graphics mark' for my amateurish depictions of kalasals about ppl. So, I thought "Why not learn the damn thing and do proper graphics work ?". I'm getting better and am now able to express myself more visually. A few of the amateurish and better 'art works'' are shown below: I have not uploaded some due to copyright issues (just fear that I might get killed! ) :P

Starting with my favorite..

Meanings to these pics always welcome !

Abnormality is an advantage !

After a certain incident, which I will write about in future that happened about 6 months ago, I got intrigued about gayness or homosexuality. I had once considered it as a 'freak show' put up by the people in the United states, as u find the wierdest of people there from attaching artificial stuff to their bodies to piercing all places curved and hollow..

Once I was quite convinced that gay people existed even in India and was aware of indian gay sex talk (which is pretty disgusting for me), I tried reading articles and vidoes to find out what caused such an abnormality and also what they felt about women. It is pretty hard to differentiate a gay man from a striaght man, espcially in India, the place where I come from. I stumled upon a gay forum in which one of the users asked the forum members what their opinion was on seeing hot chicks.

I was shocked to hear that they actually realised they looked good physically but would never be sexually attracted to them. They found men sexually attractive even though a few of them were married and had kids. The interesting info I gathered from them is that they are popular with girls but since their thought process is like theirs and girls inturn would like have such people as 'friends'. The other thing is that gay men are the best at choosing clothing for women.!

So, my conclusion is, take gay men for shopping, and girls, if some u figure out some guy thinks like you, its probably best to have him around ;) !. On a final note, from my personal observance diary, a gay man's mannerisms are girlish !

Confusing phase - Part 1

Just thought I d blog after a very long gap , probably just to take my mind off the sequence of events happening in my life right now... Hmmm..where do I start ?

Ah..eating and sleeping, one of the 2 most important things in life, for which earn money atleast 5 days a week for.. My sleep schedule ranges from somewhere about 6 am to about 12 pm or 1 pm..Most of the time I am in the lab tryin to do my project only to find my project supervisor pile more and more work on me and never seems to get satisfied despite sleepless hours of work..(I reckon its some kind of negative psych thing, because the more u act rough, the more I try to desperately impress you..). Actually sleep is something I can imagine because my mind never seems to come to rest always thinking about the 'TO DO' list in my laptop. I m even thinking of recording my sleep hours , because for some weird reason I think I blabber technical data in sleep :- !!. What's even more weird is, I get dreams of my grandmother who died 10 years ago, who I have seen only twice in my entire life ??!!.. Is this all part of a phase?

Eating, like most 'lazy' bachelors, I cook in such a way that I don ve to use the kitchen for the next 2.5 days and stock up the fridge with things like icecream, biscuits, flavored milk, juice and small good meats.

I also have my project, which lasts from somewhere between 8 to 20 hours in a day, depending on how tired I am and how stoned I am or sometimes even how sleepy I am...As always I think of old times, when people used to tease me about my UG project, now no-one cant do that because what I am doing right now is worth the UG+PG+Ph.D even :P !!